I’m highly amused that Republicans are shelling out hundreds of millions of dollars to send Mitt Romney on—what basically amounts to—a summer abroad.
I hope he finds himself on this Eat, Pray, Love-whirlwind-of-self involvement journey.
If anyone ever tells you that they need something “by C.O.B.” instead of actually saying the words “close of business,” I think you are perfectly within your right to send it to them by way of a corncob, a male swan, or a driving horse—then feign surprise when they inform you they were not spelling the word “cob” out for you. #DeepThoughts #ColeOfaBitch
I need to hire a little troll to appear every 3 months and yell, “Hey, you, yeah you! Go change your air-conditioning filter!” I’m ashamed of how dirty it was. Part of me has always wondered why you can’t just vacuum the filter and stick it right back up there, but I’ve never been brave enough to do it.