"This is a thing of beauty, Boss." Posing with Buffy props must be similar to what taking dick pics feels like, awkward but still excited. #teambuffy
I’d noticed that one of my cedar trees had a vine growing to the top of it a few months ago. Apparently it’s a grape vine and I now have bushels of grapes. Not sure what kind of grapes. They have pits, but are sweet.
I just watched Oculus. Kind of creeped out by all mirrors now.
I am a leaf on the wind…now on my wall. #fireflydiningroom
Coolest decoration yet!
I’ve officially reached Lay’s Potato Chips™ status with the local mosquito population.
After months of deep introspection and weighing the pros and cons I have come to the decision that I would definitely want a cloud of sparkling dust to accompany me if I could teleport.
Recent decorations. My dining room will be Firefly/Serenity, master bath is all Whovian, Buffy is creeping up in places throughout.
Coat shopping in August. (It’s fake leather. I like cows.)
If you stare at DFW long enough it starts to look like someone’s dick while they’re lying on their back. Fort Worth is the head and Dallas is obviously balls.
People always tell me that I look like different celebrities, but they always reference a film or TV show in which the celebrity is portraying a psycho or sociopath. Thanks?
WTF even is this weird looking brain fruit in my yard?
Erin and I playing with laser fingers.
Back in my playing-it-straight days. 😄
Unconditional love doesn’t mean you get to leave four coffee cups, half full of coffee, in the sink when the dishwasher is 2 feet away.