…rolling like a Disney princess.
I love Deep Ellum.
My new iPad cover arrived.
Just waiting on the survey and then I’m ready to close. I’ll be tanning in my lawn chair sipping iced tea in no time.
As I was raised by a self-described tribe of difficult bitches, and simply cannot take no for an answer, I am now having fancy business class cable and internet run to my new house. Because satellites are only cool in Lou Reed songs.
Unsent Email Reply: “What you wrote makes about as much sense as the lyrics to a Cocteau Twins song.”
Currently in LASER BEAM EYES mood.
Even though I am never on Tumblr anymore, I know that my friends on it will react the exact way I want people to react to news in my life. Thank you Internet. (And thank you for being a friend.)
My offer got accepted on my dream house in the country! This will soon be MINE. 4 acres, yappy Yorkie-Chihuahua hybrids free. (Oh God, I have to move.)
I’m an adult and I can order whatever I want from Amazon. Yes, I will spend a good thirty minutes pretending I am Jereth from Labyrinth.
iPad art, I got bored on my flight.
Bring it in!
He’s already won Gold for Best Pair in my eyes. #Sochi2014
Russian Figure Skating Shade Goes Up To 11