Cole In Oscopy

Ask me anything   CurtCole was raised by a tribe of women, in an area of Texas where the desert meets the plains, who taught him that life is too serious to be taken seriously.

"I love women, I have all of their albums."

"You look like Junior in Under The Dome"

People always tell me that I look like different celebrities, but they always reference a film or TV show in which the celebrity is portraying a psycho or sociopath. Thanks?

— 2 days ago with 12 notes
WTF even is this weird looking brain fruit in my yard?

WTF even is this weird looking brain fruit in my yard?

— 1 week ago with 9 notes

Erin and I playing with laser fingers.

— 2 weeks ago with 3 notes
Back in my playing-it-straight days. 😄

Back in my playing-it-straight days. 😄

— 3 weeks ago with 20 notes

Unconditional love doesn’t mean you get to leave four coffee cups, half full of coffee, in the sink when the dishwasher is 2 feet away.

— 1 month ago with 27 notes
Orphan Is The New Black

…that’s what I told my sister I was going to go watch.
That would be a horribly depressing show.

— 1 month ago with 10 notes
Ruined chainsaw in first thirty minutes. Sort of thing that could happen to anyone really.

Ruined chainsaw in first thirty minutes. Sort of thing that could happen to anyone really.

— 1 month ago with 4 notes
Adding lasers to things never gets old to me.

Adding lasers to things never gets old to me.

— 1 month ago with 5 notes

I think the rug wraps things up nicely.

— 1 month ago with 23 notes

Very lawn. Wow mow. Such green.

— 1 month ago with 18 notes
Decorating. #cantstopwontstop

Decorating. #cantstopwontstop

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#cantstopwontstop 
Most of the things in my flowerbeds at the new house look like cursed objects, paging Willow and Tara or the Winchesters.

Most of the things in my flowerbeds at the new house look like cursed objects, paging Willow and Tara or the Winchesters.

— 2 months ago with 8 notes

Decorating the new place. Three rooms down, too many to go.

— 2 months ago with 19 notes
View from my porch. #nofilter

View from my porch. #nofilter

— 2 months ago with 10 notes
#nofilter 
Shat or Shattered.

I was convinced earlier that one of the movers shit himself as he was carrying a box because I saw brown liquid streaming down his leg. I felt really bad for clearly overpacking that box and encouraged all of them to feel free to use the bathrooms before they left. Turns out it was the liquid curry mix I’d packed which had shattered in the box and that’s what I saw. Explains the smell too…I thought he just had Indian food.

— 2 months ago with 17 notes