…and that’s as far down as it goes. “Whosoever has a small enough head, if (s)he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.”
So I guess I can scratch ISIS off my list of potential baby names. #IceyWeathers
Giving my mother a hard time.
It takes a village to raise a child. What does it take to teach an adult male not to piss everywhere? #PeePirouettes #PublicRestrooms
So much for working out tonight. (I will trim my nails however.)
For $30, this is a fairly decent Star Lord costume.
I got a promotion today. My new title has the word “special” in it, which I’m pretty sure is Corporate America’s way of solving for “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?”
Blinds across the front of the house are finally done. I can now walk around wholly naked as I see fit.
Latest bathroom decoration. Painted frame Tardis blue. No Capaldi Doctor yet. Not sure I am comfortable naked around him yet.
"This is a thing of beauty, Boss." Posing with Buffy props must be similar to what taking dick pics feels like, awkward but still excited. #teambuffy
I’d noticed that one of my cedar trees had a vine growing to the top of it a few months ago. Apparently it’s a grape vine and I now have bushels of grapes. Not sure what kind of grapes. They have pits, but are sweet.
I just watched Oculus. Kind of creeped out by all mirrors now.
I am a leaf on the wind…now on my wall. #fireflydiningroom
Coolest decoration yet!
I’ve officially reached Lay’s Potato Chips™ status with the local mosquito population.