I’m an adult and I can order whatever I want from Amazon. Yes, I will spend a good thirty minutes pretending I am Jereth from Labyrinth.
iPad art, I got bored on my flight.
Bring it in!
He’s already won Gold for Best Pair in my eyes. #Sochi2014
Russian Figure Skating Shade Goes Up To 11
I wish the sweat stains on gym t-shirts we’re like tea leaves and you could read your future from them.
Rufus is boycotting the Winter Olympics in solidarity with all of the dead street dogs of Sochi.
Just got seriously hit on by a lady who looked like Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2. Not interested, but kind of hot.
The dog graphic on Zuke’s dog treats is terrifying.
Is it weird that I like the crack in my windshield and that I don’t want to get it fixed?
True Detective is really easy to follow while drunk. Sherlock, not so much. UK>USA.
If I have to lug this fucking thing to the Apple Store on Knox and pray for a fictional parking space one more time…I’ll probably do that.
TEMPEH TACOS! I took one picture of these and then fucking annihilated them. TACO TAKEDOWN. 🎉💃🇮🇹💃🎉
I made brussels sprout & asparagus tacos with homemade salsa. AKA contents of my fridge meal. THEY ARE DELICIOUS.