Cole In Oscopy

Ask me anything   CurtCole was raised by a tribe of women, in an area of Texas where the desert meets the plains, who taught him that life is too serious to be taken seriously.

"I love women, I have all of their albums."

I love Deep Ellum.

I love Deep Ellum.

— 6 days ago with 6 notes
My new iPad cover arrived.

My new iPad cover arrived.

— 6 days ago with 19 notes
Just waiting on the survey and then I’m ready to close. I’ll be tanning in my lawn chair sipping iced tea in no time.

Just waiting on the survey and then I’m ready to close. I’ll be tanning in my lawn chair sipping iced tea in no time.

— 1 week ago with 26 notes
I GET WHAT I WANT!

As I was raised by a self-described tribe of difficult bitches, and simply cannot take no for an answer, I am now having fancy business class cable and internet run to my new house.  Because satellites are only cool in Lou Reed songs. 

— 1 week ago with 11 notes
I’m Trying To Be Nicer

Unsent Email Reply: “What you wrote makes about as much sense as the lyrics to a Cocteau Twins song.”

— 2 weeks ago with 11 notes
Currently in LASER BEAM EYES mood.

Currently in LASER BEAM EYES mood.

— 3 weeks ago with 3 notes
True Facts

Even though I am never on Tumblr anymore, I know that my friends on it will react the exact way I want people to react to news in my life. Thank you Internet. (And thank you for being a friend.)

— 4 weeks ago with 21 notes
My offer got accepted on my dream house in the country! This will soon be MINE. 4 acres, yappy Yorkie-Chihuahua hybrids free. (Oh God, I have to move.)

My offer got accepted on my dream house in the country! This will soon be MINE. 4 acres, yappy Yorkie-Chihuahua hybrids free. (Oh God, I have to move.)

— 4 weeks ago with 69 notes
I’m an adult and I can order whatever I want from Amazon. Yes, I will spend a good thirty minutes pretending I am Jereth from Labyrinth.

I’m an adult and I can order whatever I want from Amazon. Yes, I will spend a good thirty minutes pretending I am Jereth from Labyrinth.

— 1 month ago with 13 notes
iPad art, I got bored on my flight.

iPad art, I got bored on my flight.

— 2 months ago with 2 notes
BEST.WALLPAPER.OF.ALL.TIME. #drunkinstagraming

BEST.WALLPAPER.OF.ALL.TIME. #drunkinstagraming

— 2 months ago with 12 notes
#drunkinstagraming 
He’s already won Gold for Best Pair in my eyes. #Sochi2014

He’s already won Gold for Best Pair in my eyes. #Sochi2014

— 2 months ago with 10 notes
#sochi2014 
Russian Figure Skating Shade Goes Up To 11

Russian Figure Skating Shade Goes Up To 11

— 2 months ago with 10 notes