Cole In Oscopy

Ask me anything   CurtCole was raised by a tribe of women, in an area of Texas where the desert meets the plains, who taught him that life is too serious to be taken seriously.

"I love women, I have all of their albums."

…and that’s as far down as it goes. “Whosoever has a small enough head, if (s)he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.”

…and that’s as far down as it goes. “Whosoever has a small enough head, if (s)he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.”

— 1 day ago with 9 notes
Deep Thoughts

So I guess I can scratch ISIS off my list of potential baby names. #IceyWeathers

— 1 week ago with 6 notes
Giving my mother a hard time.

Giving my mother a hard time.

— 1 week ago with 5 notes
Deep Thoughts

It takes a village to raise a child. What does it take to teach an adult male not to piss everywhere? #PeePirouettes #PublicRestrooms

— 1 week ago with 7 notes
So much for working out tonight. (I will trim my nails however.)

So much for working out tonight. (I will trim my nails however.)

— 1 week ago with 8 notes
For $30, this is a fairly decent Star Lord costume.

For $30, this is a fairly decent Star Lord costume.

— 2 weeks ago with 10 notes
IMMA MOONBEAM YA’LL

I got a promotion today. My new title has the word “special” in it, which I’m pretty sure is Corporate America’s way of solving for “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?”

— 2 weeks ago with 19 notes
Blinds across the front of the house are finally done. I can now walk around wholly naked as I see fit.

Blinds across the front of the house are finally done. I can now walk around wholly naked as I see fit.

— 1 month ago with 10 notes
Latest bathroom decoration. Painted frame Tardis blue. No Capaldi Doctor yet. Not sure I am comfortable naked around him yet.

Latest bathroom decoration. Painted frame Tardis blue. No Capaldi Doctor yet. Not sure I am comfortable naked around him yet.

— 1 month ago with 11 notes
"This is a thing of beauty, Boss." Posing with Buffy props must be similar to what taking dick pics feels like, awkward but still excited. #teambuffy

"This is a thing of beauty, Boss." Posing with Buffy props must be similar to what taking dick pics feels like, awkward but still excited. #teambuffy

— 1 month ago with 4 notes
#teambuffy 

I’d noticed that one of my cedar trees had a vine growing to the top of it a few months ago. Apparently it’s a grape vine and I now have bushels of grapes. Not sure what kind of grapes. They have pits, but are sweet.

— 1 month ago with 10 notes
I just watched Oculus. Kind of creeped out by all mirrors now.

I just watched Oculus. Kind of creeped out by all mirrors now.

— 1 month ago with 15 notes
#panorama 
I am a leaf on the wind…now on my wall. #fireflydiningroom

I am a leaf on the wind…now on my wall. #fireflydiningroom

— 1 month ago with 7 notes
#fireflydiningroom 
Coolest decoration yet!
#teambuffy

Coolest decoration yet!

#teambuffy
— 1 month ago with 10 notes
True Blood

I’ve officially reached Lay’s Potato Chips™ status with the local mosquito population.

— 1 month ago with 4 notes